PTDS with a Little Humor

I called Yedidya at 4:30 this morning because I knew he was guarding. He answers the phone. Yedidya: (speaking in a whisper)  “I can’t really talk right now. I am in the middle of shooting.” I hear chickens in the background. Me: “What are you shooting, chickens?” Yedidya: “No, people.” I quickly hang up. The chicken koops are outside the fence. He’s had problems with thefts around the chicken koops when he’s been on gaurd duty, but he has never shot anyone before. Me: “Hey, Ron. Do you know Yedidya is shooting people by the chicken koops right now?” Ron: “Yeah, he’s shooting a film with Roi.” OH! Could someone give me a break! With the resent security situation, kassams, us...

Chanukah Humor

by Don’t forget – Sufgania – סוגניה – Israeli Chanukah donut – 1 minute in the mouth – 1 hour in the stomach  – 1 year on the butt! Share this:TweetMoreEmailPocketShare on...

Sometimes it Feels Good to Laugh

With eveything that’s been going on recently, it was nice to Laugh. Share this:TweetMoreEmailPocketShare on...

Don’t Miss the Boat

I think this is a wonderful way to retire! Check this out Izzie. Posted by a friend.   Man Asks An Old Lady Why She’s Alone On A Cruise Ship. Her Response Shocks Him About 2 years ago my wife and I were on a cruise through the western Mediterranean aboard a Princess liner. At dinner we noticed an elderly lady sitting alone waiting for her food in the main dining room. I also noticed that all the staff, ships officers, waiters, busboys, etc., all seemed very familiar with this lady.   I asked our waiter who the lady was, expecting to be told she owned the line, but he said he only knew that she had been on board for the last four cruises, back to back. As we left the dining room one evening I caught her eye and stopped to say hello. We chatted and I...

Train Day to Jerusalem

First a little humor. Translation: It’s been a week since I’ve been to the supermarket. Everybody looks suspicious. Everybody looks like an attacker. Call me a scaredycat. So I went on the Internet and ordered my groceries, without much effort. 2 hours later the intercom rings. “Hello, this is Achmad from the Super. What’s your apartment number?”   That’s what our day felt like. We get off the train in Jerusalem and needed a taxi. This time we walk out of the train station and there are actually taxis waiting. That should have been our first red flag. Like there are never taxis waiting. There is one person directing us into a taxi. We think great. But I must say, I was a little suspicious. But we flowed with it. He talks...

Just a Little Humor

Last week we had a bad sandstorm.  It’s swept in from Saudi Arabia to Iraq and Syria and then we were blessed with it. It was quite  unusual for us to get a sandstorm at this time of the year. The experts were really baffled. They thought maybe it occurred because of the war in  Syria and Iraq. Because of the war there is less farming in these countries and more dust flying around. It was very hot and it lasted for a week. We didn’t even think the sky would be blue again. It was quite depressing. People were told to stay inside. It was like really bad smog at a very high-level. I want to share a humorous picture that went around on What’s app.       Share this:TweetMoreEmailPocketShare on...